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Here is to the people we've met.
And to the people we've fxxxed.
And to those of us
who have had no such luck.
Here's to beer in the glass
and vodka in the cup.
Here's to poking her in the ass
so she won't get knocked up.
Here's to all of you, and here's to me...
...together as friends we will always be.
But if we should ever disagree...
...then fxxx all of you, here's More... -
This whole week I've been happy that my friend has a big chance of getting a job... He just texted me saying he got it and my first thought was "now he's not going to have tome to hang out with me".... I guess I wasn't really happy for him to begin with...
And I shouldn't feel like this.. I have my own things going on that is taking a good part of my time... He might have felt the same More... -
Just quit my job. Less satisfying than I had hoped. Just graduated. Feeling like a loser for not being in a college. Still sitting at home. Feeling like I have no friends, no life, and absolutely no direction.
At 18, I shouldn't be able to reminisce about when the world was my oyster. -
I'm going to die at 27.
It's not hard to believe, you can kind of extrapolate the data, see where you're headed and how you're going there.
If you know, you can stop it, right? But can you really?
I think there's just something pleasant in knowing, like it's been carved into every one of my bones... 27... -
You know what hope is? Hope is a liar! Hope is a bastard! A cheat, AND a tease!
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Haaaahahaha. Nicely chosen song lyrics there, Mr Ex-Boyfriend.
"Honest to God I'll break your heart, tear you to pieces and rip you apart"
I love how you posted them on facebook just for me to see, asshole.
Little did you know I was out with an amazing guy tonight, and had such a good time :) I'll be over you in no time! -
Wow.
That was emotional.
I didn't realise I was so... raw.
Still. After all this time.
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JACKASSES!
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Do you have an iPhone 4? If you do, grab the app called "LED Ultra Flashlight"... It has a neat automatic sensor that detects when it's dark in the room and turns on the light. =)
http://itunes.apple.com/app/id387851601?mt=8
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I once had sex in Rio for 10 hours on the beach after which she applauded and told me I was by far the best she had ever had, and that I had restored her faith in God
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That's why when it's my time to RIP, I"m going out of this world the same way I came into it. BUCK NAKED! Yeah! It's gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys. Open casket for the ladies.
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at the end of the day, nobody really gives a fxxx. and life has no meaning. just the honest truth
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Omg, SERIOUSLY, dude. Grow some balls and just ask her out already! -.-
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Fück it all, i'd rather be dead.
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Hahaha... I gave a guy a boner! I feel accomplished right now. And I don't care how shallow that sounds.
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Not only am I a man who condones infidelity, I'm not the guy that facilitates it....ugh.
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"Become the Demon ....? Fine. I'll play with you."
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it's saturday night and i'm alone again. sigh...
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