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I think you're being ridiculous.
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The forty-five minute conversation about a fictional horse orgy was the highlight of our day trip.
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Listening to you talk about your brother's wedding just convinced me that I really am glad to be out of things with you. God, so trashy. And you seemed pleased. I really wonder what I ever saw in you in the first place.
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I'm leaving in an hour to come home, I'm so excited. I miss my friends and family. I'm tired of being in germany away from everyone.
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I love it when we wrestle. Because then I get the excuse to touch you and hold you close without making it awkward. And sometimes you tickle me and grab me and fall on top of me and I love it so much. I just wish I knew if you liked me the way I like you.
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U ALL JUST WAIT TILL I PERFECT SHINRA TENSEI!
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Someday I will learn I am at best an inconvienance to the women in my life....someday.
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I've just passed my theory test on the first try! :) I'm keeping it a secret until I pass my practical test. But I'm so happy so I needed to tell someone! yay :)
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Is that a vuvuzela in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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the Devil made me do miss jones........and I LIKED IT!!!!!
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NO...not a conspiracy nut, just asking a simple question WHY are we still in Iraq and Afghanistan after nine yrs.....and WHY haven't we caught or killed the most wanted man on the face of the earth. can anyone answer me WITHOUT being a dumbass moron about it
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I will never experience The Shins the way I did in your truck. It's times like this that I miss you Landen. It's the only thing I want to remember about you. And it's all because of the good bass.
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I haven't had a single dream about him since I saw him. It was so nice to have him out of my dreams for once, and have him actually standing in front of me, smiling.
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I want to ask you for your number, but 1) there's no way you're single and 2) there's no way you'd want to date me! AH!
Should I still do it? This would be the third guy I've approached with the first two failing. Wait, fourth. Damn. Anyways, maybe fourth time's the charm? -
I'd hit that so hard it would make me cry!
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I'm taking a pregnancy test today. If I'm pregnant I'm going to have to have an abortion without telling anyone. Not my parents not my best friend and not the guy I had sex with. I have no other option seriously.
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I've never been truly sure about my choice in Atheism, until today
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