AN ACCURATE 2010 HOROSCOPE





This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll
notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning . . . and
it only gets worse from there.



ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny..
Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family
is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and
giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will
argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the
most wonderful people in the world.. 16 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for
the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in
times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring
person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will
do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a
kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.. Very Good at confusing
people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis
will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what
they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing
things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish
at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud.
Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.



CANCER - The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER.. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a
kind... Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your
life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane,
respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely
random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of
the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their
hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a
passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick
your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but
when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes
everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
monotonous. Knows how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything.
Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not
one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.



VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything
you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take
chances. Needs to have the last say in everything.. They think they
know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will
quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards
them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget.
The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny
and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with...you
might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can
prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years.
Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and
are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9
years of bad luck if you do not forward.


SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try
almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable.
GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.. Attractive. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the
extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it
but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones.
HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend,
the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.. 4 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.



SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.. Loves being
in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.
Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay
FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever.
Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of
weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person.
Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone
they meet.. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have
own unique appeal.. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in
bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end
up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and
annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a
job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud,
understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs
especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out
to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud
of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized.
Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme
thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be
VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter but will
Knock your lights out.. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward



PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very
organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word.
Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to
be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily.. VERY caring.
They always try to do the right thing and sometimes gets the short end
of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because
of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of
humor!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and
sweet. Good friend to other but needs to be choosy on who they allow
their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.