"I know that, because of us, we never actually got out there, so, if you wanted another girlfriend...i'd be okay with it. Just tell me first."

Don't get me wrong. I'd never do it.

But I want to find whoever it was that told me all I know about life and what it entails, and punch him in the face. I ended up so far out of my territory I may as well be somewhere in Southeast Pakistan right now.