Here is to the people we've met.


And to the people we've fxxxed.


And to those of us
who have had no such luck.


Here's to beer in the glass
and vodka in the cup.


Here's to poking her in the ass
so she won't get knocked up.


Here's to all of you, and here's to me...


...together as friends we will always be.


But if we should ever disagree...


...then fxxx all of you, here's to me.