You know what I just realized? How totally fxxxing awesome I am.
I have a girl that loves me, that I love back. We hope to spend the rest of our lives together, and fit together perfectly. I basically cheated on a major part of life. I know that many people think this, and it never comes true, but you know what? fxxx you, normality. We both want it, so we'll both have it, and fxxx you for thinking otherwise.
I also cheated in another part of life: My mother has her own business. Oh, what was that, teenage cliche of never having experience to get a job, and needing a job to get experience? You don't apply to me, because I have years of job experience already under my belt? And it actually counts, because i'll be paying taxes from now on? Oh, i'm sorry. Maybe you'll get some other poor sap.
Basically, i'm awesome. I've taken two of the biggest challenges in life, and basically skipped to the end of the game. Therefore, I win, and therefore, i'm awesome.
I have a girl that loves me, that I love back. We hope to spend the rest of our lives together, and fit together perfectly. I basically cheated on a major part of life. I know that many people think this, and it never comes true, but you know what? fxxx you, normality. We both want it, so we'll both have it, and fxxx you for thinking otherwise.
I also cheated in another part of life: My mother has her own business. Oh, what was that, teenage cliche of never having experience to get a job, and needing a job to get experience? You don't apply to me, because I have years of job experience already under my belt? And it actually counts, because i'll be paying taxes from now on? Oh, i'm sorry. Maybe you'll get some other poor sap.
Basically, i'm awesome. I've taken two of the biggest challenges in life, and basically skipped to the end of the game. Therefore, I win, and therefore, i'm awesome.
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i wish you that the rest of your life continues so magnificently.by phoebe.
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Haha, that couple is gonna last forever, trust me, they've been going for about 3 years now. And his mum runs the business, so theres no chance of him being fired, he's cheap labor for her.by A friend at
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Good on you F.
But I will say this - anything you get easily you can lose easily too. Just be very very careful that you don't get complacent. I.e. it'd be very easy for you to get cocky and mistreat your woman so she leaves you.
Also, if you get cocky in the workplace either you'll be replaced or the company will suffer for it. These are both things I've witnessed multiple times.
Just be careful buddy.by Y at -
ha ha. perhaps you're a little showing off, but yeah that's pretty awesome. more importantly it's cool that you don't take it for granted and realize how lucky you are =) hats off to youby anonymous at
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Oh, how you only wish. But no, I haven't even been cursed with that. My family has a history of, well, very tall people. I'll put it like that. The best part is, while being innuendo, it's still true!by F at
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You're forgetting about your small dxxx though.by anonymous at
