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Do you have an iPhone 4? If you do, grab the app called "LED Ultra Flashlight"... It has a neat automatic sensor that detects when it's dark in the room and turns on the light. =)
http://itunes.apple.com/app/id387851601?mt=8
It's free, of course.
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I disagree with #3. It just takes practice. If you do it wrong it'll hurt your back, but after a while you get so used to it 'Single' beds feel huge when you sleep alone in them.
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Dude, it's a fxxxing Parody video. Go wash the sand out of your vagina and have a sense of humor =3
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Soooo, things I've learned from College dorms Volumes 1-3
1:Make sure to wash BRAND NEW towels before using them =D
2:Bring lots of pillows and maybe a futon to sleep on instead of the freaking beds they give you
3:Single beds are called SINGLE for a reason. Don't try to have 2 people on them, especially when it's a crappy one!
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Psh, my 18th birthday I played Zelda Majora's mask, watched Hercules, and drank a 6 pack (Of kool-aid) You're not alone =3
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Ouch. I'm sorry. Same town? If not, maybe you can just sneak it =3
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I had a career, left it, went back to college at 25, started something new.. turned out that wasn't right either. I'm 33, I hate my job. I am not married, no kids and I wonder.
Is this it?
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Rest in peace, J. It happened so suddenly and way too soon.. I wish i'd got the chance to tell you how I really felt about you. <3
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Don't worry <3 you'll never know where you might meet a great new friend.
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Old joke is old. Where are you from, man, 2003?
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i <3 tea
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Haha, these days you don't seem to get angry as much, and when you do, it never lingers.
I think I'll call that acceptance. I love you too <3
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"come here this needs a bandage it's gushing blood and won't stop" "mum, you sliced a tiny piece off your thumb, it needs a small plaster"
five minutes later "now put another 3 plasters on so it doesn't bleed through"
fxxxing hell, you're only going to bed and it's not even bleeding that much. AGHHH
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1) she didn't say yes, mainly because 2) I never asked ^_^
3) she's the wrong girl because she's got a boyfriend.
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omg omg omg oh em geeeeee!!!!!! i got accepted into dual enrollment! omg! omg! this id going to be when i turn over a new life. im going to try harder and give everything i got becuase my college classes are not going to be like my highschool ones... i dont think ill be able to halfass all my work and still get a 100 ... this going going to be a challenge and i cant wait! im so excited that im shaking!
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If I could go back in time, I'd tell myself a few things.
1. don't jerk him off.....he's not dead
2. for the love of god, don't jerk him off!!!
3. seriously. don't jerk him off. people will talk about it for the rest of your life....trust me... you'll be known as that faggot weirdo who touches people when no one is looking.... like i said before, he's not dead and touching his cock won't bring him
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=3 good luck *thumbs up*
Do you have an iPhone 4? If you do, grab the app called "LED Ultra Flashlight"... It has a neat automatic sensor that detects when it's dark in the room and turns on the light. =)
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